A Bit of a Catch-Up: My Last Week in the States

Tuesday 24th June 2014

22.53

This morning we went to the gym again and then spent the afternoon pool-side. ShortButSweet worked on her The Lion King-for-kids-musical-happy-camp project (and we found this brilliant piece), and I faffed about pretending to do important things like updating my Instagram account. LittleBitFierce came over and we celebrated her having just accepted a sweet job – cocktails and Prosecco all round. We also compared various friends we know or have in common who are getting married or having babies and instead of considering the complexities of their life choices we spent a while critiquing their dress choices.

Real life beckons with its gnarled and unwelcome crooked finger.

Also, this happened:

Cruel hand of fate

Cruel palm of fate meets unimpressed face

Wednesday 25th June 2014

This morning after a run-through of The Lion King, ShortButSweet and I went to Manassas, a town in Northern Virginia famous for being home to two Civil War battles – the first of which was actually the first *battle* of the War, in July 1861. They had a light show with fibre-optic yahoo-hahs to indicate where all the troops moved and whatnot. And, like at Mount Vernon, they had a pretty high quality movie with a ton of battle scenes. I liked the story of Colonel Ricketts and his wife: he was wounded in the first Battle but Fannie Ricketts refused to believe he was dead so snuck her way into the Confederate camp, nursed him back to health and then kept him company when they stuck him in prison.

Then there was a tour of the battlefield and we learned about who lived nearby and what happened and how Virginia was all over the place during the war. I’m sure by this point I may know more about American History than most other countries – except, of course, my beloved sexy Tudors. And ShortButSweet and I have been having an ace time tooting about in her little yellow car all over the place. It’s adorable.

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Thursday 26th June 2014

An early start today as I went in to work with ShortButSweet’s Pa to spend a whole day rambling and rolling in DC. As this sweetly 90s poster really told the truth:

Troof

Troof

As I arrived into DC’s business district crazy early (6:40AM, owch), I settled in Starbucks with all the suits and had a latte-and-wifi-stealing session to wake myself up. I tried to formulate a ‘plan’ in my head, which, true to form, involved me entirely underestimating how big distances are to walk. So at 7:30AM I set off merrily to the Library of Congress, not thinking it far – just head to the Needle, right?

The Washington Monument, guidin' my way

The Washington Monument, guidin’ my way

An hour and a half later, I was there. Ha ha. Everything is a lot further than it looks. But it was a nice walk in the morning sunshine, with all the early-start runners people walking to work. The Thomas Jefferson building of the Library of Congress is beautiful, in Italian Renaissance-style, with some exhibitions a little bit like the old book collections in the British Museum in London.

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As I left, I asked the lady at the information desk whether I should walk or metro to my next stop – the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum.

“No way honey, you don’t wanna walk. We’re on 1st Street, and that’s all the way on 14th Street!”

“Are you sure? I did walk all the way here…”

“Honey, it’s a long way. Do you want to be depressed before you even get there?”

True that. So I hopped on the Metro, and headed over there. I know it’s a kind of miserable thing to do on vacay, but it’s meant to be one of the best in the world. And by chance, when I arrived they were starting a talk by a Holocaust survivor, which was fascinating. He was a man in his eighties who was a Jew from Romania. His parents had a dairy farm, and in the early 40s they were forced to move into a ghetto. He told stories about how he had to trade on the black market and look after his family when his father was sent to a forced labour camp. They were able to move to Israel after the war, and then he went to the States and made a life for himself. It was very inspirational.

After that I went round the exhibition. It was very difficult – they did it in quite a matter-of-fact way, walking you chronologically from the anti-Semitism in the 1930s, right through to the aftermath for Jews following the liberation from concentration camps and moving to different countries. They had a huge collection of photographs, German propaganda, uniforms, pieces of walls and such from ghettos, videos, quotes and poems and everything. The bit that really took my breath away were the huge piles of shoes they had, from when they had arrived at the concentration camps. It was a very harrowing but fascinating morning.

I swung by the American History Museum to have a sandwich and see the Star-Spangled Banner again (“Raise it Up!”) – which was made by a woman in Baltimore, her two daughters, a niece… and her slave girl, who was airbrushed into an “indentured maidservant”… Then I set off (treckin’) back to the Capitol to do my tour.

The floor (the 'crypt' - although nobody is actually buried there) that holds up the massive Dome of the Capitol AND the huge hall itself

The floor (the ‘crypt’ – although nobody is actually buried there) that holds up the massive Dome of the Capitol AND the huge hall itself

Wall of the old Senate Chamber

Wall of the old Senate Chamber

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"Man, I will never fit inside this boat"

“Man, I will never fit inside this boat”

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Liberty, beside the eagle (patriotism?) and the snake (wisdom)

They showed us a propaganda film beforehand all about how Congress (the House of Representatives and the Senate, which I think is like our House of Commons and House of Lords) is supposed to unite all the dramatically different views in the US in one voice. From cowboys in Idaho to subway-riding fashion designers in NYC, if the video taught me anything, then if there is a dramatic musical crescendo the power of democracy will succeed.

Then they showed us around all the main rooms and we learned some history, and saw lots of sweet pictures and statues. My favourite was a sketchy one of the baptism of Pocahontas, which was meant to show ‘the beginnings of unity between settlers and Native Americans’… But it was all pretty magnificent and I got to absolutely geek out on politics and pretend I was in House of Cards.

After that I headed back to the Metro and got picked up by ShortButSweet’s dad to head home. It was a balmy, “Indian Summer” kind of evening and I made G&Ts – which were… strong. I had an awesome day exploring and, for sure, I want to become a Senator and live here and drink a ton of iced coffee and wear nice skirts and shoes and do whatever a Senator does.

Friday 27th June 2014

17.08

This afternoon ShortButSweet and I went to Potomac Mills mall. We had a long lunch outside in the warm with a mojito, and did some shopping in the World’s Biggest Mall (actually, I don’t think it is, but it’s mahoosive). I got some sweet new things and a new pair of sunglasses, which I will try to keep intact for the rest of summer.

Early morning million-mile walk in DC

I Went to the Picture Show: Photos from Atlantic City

Just for extra authenticity to the kind-of-sort-of twenties theme of the Boardwalk, all the pictures are black and white! The magic of modern technology..

Thursday evening

Thursday evening

Saturday evening

Saturday evening

Mini-golfing on Saturday

Mini-golfing on Saturday

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Sand Sculpting - I don't tell a lie...

Sand Sculpting – I don’t tell a lie…

Pier

Pier

Hella vino

Hella vino

Cocktail time

Cocktail time

On our way

On our way

Boardwalkin'

Boardwalkin’

Boardwalkin' some more

Boardwalkin’ some more

Beach

Beach

Night-time

Night-time

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Making it rain

Making it rain

ShortButSweet's patented mini-golf technique

ShortButSweet’s patented mini-golf technique

Saturday night – this was the photo we asked those Christians to take in exchange for their survey…

Unimpressed

Unimpressed

More cocktails

More cocktails

 

The Cheesecake State

Thursday 12th June 2014

11.18

Yesterday was an idyllic Vacation Day: I spent it with ShortButSweet and her brother sunbathing, reading, swimming, eating burgers from the grill and drinking cocktails. What more do you really want of a day? I also spent some time playing with the two puppies, who are really naughty but ridonculously cute. They’re like four-legged toddlers who just spend all day eating, running, scrapping and sleeping:

Here is Puppy the Second licking a kitchen cabinet, just because

Here is Puppy the Second licking a kitchen cabinet, just because

And suddenly late afternoon the heavens opened and thunder was crackling through the skies. We had dinner as the rain spattered on the roof and into the pools and the lake through the tall trees, and it felt very rainforest-y. We watched Captain America and I didn’t understand a thing because everybody seemed to have travelled forward in time and Scarlett Johansson is still a bint.

Mmmhhmmm

Mmmhhmmm

Happy hour, every hour

Happy hour, every hour

Today ShortButSweet was at work and so I replaced her to go shopping with her mum and brother. We dandered around ‘Potomac Mills’ shopping mall, which is essentially is so big it takes up half the state of Virginia. I managed to get my ‘cell phone’ sorted so that when I rock up to Cincinnati tomorrow I won’t be 100% incomunicado.

Reaction of everybody so far who I’ve told I’m going to Cincinnati, Ohio, this weekend: “…what?”

We went for lunch at the Cheesecake Factory. The Cheesecake Factory is the best best best – a place promulgating cheesecake so much so that it is appellated insomuch… but also serves a wide variety of food which is not cheesecake. As I don’t like cheesecake, it’s the perfect compromise: the same knick-knackish-ness and titillation that an eatery focusing mainly on cheesecake… without the cheesecake. F*ckin’ A.

Cheesecake aside, that afternoon we watched some movies and then played a board game – Scene It. Pretty much the same as last year when we tried to play a board game, we lasted one round before we opened a bottle of wine. The puppies were being super naughty and scrapping with each other and piddling all over the floors, which was pretty entertaining.

So I’m all ready for my weekend in Cincinnati, where I’m going to see my roommate from Granada, Cincinnati (yeah, that’s going to get confusing pretty soon). I’m crazy excited to see her, having two years worth of chat to catch up on and substitute tinto de verano to drink. But not even knowing where Ohio is means that even if I manage to arrive there in the first place the weekend will already have far exceeded my expectations.