Last Day Hey Hey

Sunday 29th June 2014

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My last full day in the States has arrived. Handsome Sven is on FaceTime and filling us in on the World Cup and listening to me learning Italian Basics on DuoLingo: “every word in Italian sounds like a kind of pasta”.

Last night, after all day chilling pool-side, we headed out to Stone Bridge. Stone Bridge is a ‘town center’ – which in ‘Murrica means a big area with lots of shops and bars and restaurants designed to emulate an actual centre of a town. Very European, except that amusingly everyone has to drive there. We – ShortButSweet, LittleBitFierce, ShortButSweet’s brother, his friend and I – first went to a restaurant and had margaritas and enchiladas, and chat about frat houses and school and all sorts.

After that we went to another bar – one member of the group being a week and a half away from turning 21 we had a lot of elaborate and ultimately unsuccessful schemes to allow us all to drink – and funnily enough ShortButSweet’s padres were also in the ‘town center’ and so came to join us for a spell. We had a sweet time and plenty of good chat.

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Today we had breakfast outside on the balcony in the sunshine, and then ShortButSweet and I went to Occoquan, a little town nearby. It reminded me a tad of Salem, in that it was all ye olde village full of cute and bougie shops and cafés. It was a hot day and after we checked out where ShortButSweet works we had a couple of iced tea lemonades, and checked out the one tourist attraction there was to see, according to the tourist information office: the Mill House Museum.

‘Museum’ was perhaps an overly generous term. It was a room with a very old dude in it who seemed to be the fount of all knowledge about Occoquan, Prince William County and Northen Virginia in general. The room was full of a ton of…items: in my head this old dude about thirty years ago put out an advert in the Occoquan Observer saying “everybody who has something old in their attic, bring it in!” There were old bottles, boots, farm tools, all sorts. And the old dude told us stories about how he apparently was commander-in-chief of Elvis Presley when he was in the army. Uncertain, yet entertaining.

We grabbed a fro-yo on the way back (I was a fan of fro-yo in Spain, but the way they have it here is muuuuch more exciting – tons of ridiculously bad-for-you toppings) and then later on we had a big family roast dinner.

Also, I’m glad I discovered the existence of this before leaving this gl-ooorious nation:

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We’re watching Non-Stop with Liam Neeson – because I love watching flight disaster movies right before a long plane ride home…

A Bit of a Catch-Up: My Last Week in the States

Tuesday 24th June 2014

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This morning we went to the gym again and then spent the afternoon pool-side. ShortButSweet worked on her The Lion King-for-kids-musical-happy-camp project (and we found this brilliant piece), and I faffed about pretending to do important things like updating my Instagram account. LittleBitFierce came over and we celebrated her having just accepted a sweet job – cocktails and Prosecco all round. We also compared various friends we know or have in common who are getting married or having babies and instead of considering the complexities of their life choices we spent a while critiquing their dress choices.

Real life beckons with its gnarled and unwelcome crooked finger.

Also, this happened:

Cruel hand of fate

Cruel palm of fate meets unimpressed face

Wednesday 25th June 2014

This morning after a run-through of The Lion King, ShortButSweet and I went to Manassas, a town in Northern Virginia famous for being home to two Civil War battles – the first of which was actually the first *battle* of the War, in July 1861. They had a light show with fibre-optic yahoo-hahs to indicate where all the troops moved and whatnot. And, like at Mount Vernon, they had a pretty high quality movie with a ton of battle scenes. I liked the story of Colonel Ricketts and his wife: he was wounded in the first Battle but Fannie Ricketts refused to believe he was dead so snuck her way into the Confederate camp, nursed him back to health and then kept him company when they stuck him in prison.

Then there was a tour of the battlefield and we learned about who lived nearby and what happened and how Virginia was all over the place during the war. I’m sure by this point I may know more about American History than most other countries – except, of course, my beloved sexy Tudors. And ShortButSweet and I have been having an ace time tooting about in her little yellow car all over the place. It’s adorable.

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Thursday 26th June 2014

An early start today as I went in to work with ShortButSweet’s Pa to spend a whole day rambling and rolling in DC. As this sweetly 90s poster really told the truth:

Troof

Troof

As I arrived into DC’s business district crazy early (6:40AM, owch), I settled in Starbucks with all the suits and had a latte-and-wifi-stealing session to wake myself up. I tried to formulate a ‘plan’ in my head, which, true to form, involved me entirely underestimating how big distances are to walk. So at 7:30AM I set off merrily to the Library of Congress, not thinking it far – just head to the Needle, right?

The Washington Monument, guidin' my way

The Washington Monument, guidin’ my way

An hour and a half later, I was there. Ha ha. Everything is a lot further than it looks. But it was a nice walk in the morning sunshine, with all the early-start runners people walking to work. The Thomas Jefferson building of the Library of Congress is beautiful, in Italian Renaissance-style, with some exhibitions a little bit like the old book collections in the British Museum in London.

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As I left, I asked the lady at the information desk whether I should walk or metro to my next stop – the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum.

“No way honey, you don’t wanna walk. We’re on 1st Street, and that’s all the way on 14th Street!”

“Are you sure? I did walk all the way here…”

“Honey, it’s a long way. Do you want to be depressed before you even get there?”

True that. So I hopped on the Metro, and headed over there. I know it’s a kind of miserable thing to do on vacay, but it’s meant to be one of the best in the world. And by chance, when I arrived they were starting a talk by a Holocaust survivor, which was fascinating. He was a man in his eighties who was a Jew from Romania. His parents had a dairy farm, and in the early 40s they were forced to move into a ghetto. He told stories about how he had to trade on the black market and look after his family when his father was sent to a forced labour camp. They were able to move to Israel after the war, and then he went to the States and made a life for himself. It was very inspirational.

After that I went round the exhibition. It was very difficult – they did it in quite a matter-of-fact way, walking you chronologically from the anti-Semitism in the 1930s, right through to the aftermath for Jews following the liberation from concentration camps and moving to different countries. They had a huge collection of photographs, German propaganda, uniforms, pieces of walls and such from ghettos, videos, quotes and poems and everything. The bit that really took my breath away were the huge piles of shoes they had, from when they had arrived at the concentration camps. It was a very harrowing but fascinating morning.

I swung by the American History Museum to have a sandwich and see the Star-Spangled Banner again (“Raise it Up!”) – which was made by a woman in Baltimore, her two daughters, a niece… and her slave girl, who was airbrushed into an “indentured maidservant”… Then I set off (treckin’) back to the Capitol to do my tour.

The floor (the 'crypt' - although nobody is actually buried there) that holds up the massive Dome of the Capitol AND the huge hall itself

The floor (the ‘crypt’ – although nobody is actually buried there) that holds up the massive Dome of the Capitol AND the huge hall itself

Wall of the old Senate Chamber

Wall of the old Senate Chamber

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"Man, I will never fit inside this boat"

“Man, I will never fit inside this boat”

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Liberty, beside the eagle (patriotism?) and the snake (wisdom)

They showed us a propaganda film beforehand all about how Congress (the House of Representatives and the Senate, which I think is like our House of Commons and House of Lords) is supposed to unite all the dramatically different views in the US in one voice. From cowboys in Idaho to subway-riding fashion designers in NYC, if the video taught me anything, then if there is a dramatic musical crescendo the power of democracy will succeed.

Then they showed us around all the main rooms and we learned some history, and saw lots of sweet pictures and statues. My favourite was a sketchy one of the baptism of Pocahontas, which was meant to show ‘the beginnings of unity between settlers and Native Americans’… But it was all pretty magnificent and I got to absolutely geek out on politics and pretend I was in House of Cards.

After that I headed back to the Metro and got picked up by ShortButSweet’s dad to head home. It was a balmy, “Indian Summer” kind of evening and I made G&Ts – which were… strong. I had an awesome day exploring and, for sure, I want to become a Senator and live here and drink a ton of iced coffee and wear nice skirts and shoes and do whatever a Senator does.

Friday 27th June 2014

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This afternoon ShortButSweet and I went to Potomac Mills mall. We had a long lunch outside in the warm with a mojito, and did some shopping in the World’s Biggest Mall (actually, I don’t think it is, but it’s mahoosive). I got some sweet new things and a new pair of sunglasses, which I will try to keep intact for the rest of summer.

Early morning million-mile walk in DC

A Day in DC, ft. Bucolic Frolics

Monday 23rd June 2014

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Today I went into DC while ShortButSweet was at work (she works at a Veterans’ Club, poppin’ open Miller Lites). I got to take the Metro (best day) and worked the National Mall – topped at one end with the Capitol, the Lincoln Memorial at the other, and chocked with all the museums and galleries all down the middle. It was a hot day, but not too humid (enough to need a magillion iced coffees, mind).

I did a hella walking – it looks as if it’s all pretty close together on a map but that is forgetting the obvious fact that America is America. I walked to the National Gallery of Art, then up and round the Capitol, down the other side, and then to the Smithsonian castle info centre to ask a dude what the political difference is between the White House and the Capitol (haha, even after all those episodes of House of Cards…).

Memorial to Ulyssess S Grant - terrible president but best Civil War General

Memorial to Ulyssess S Grant – terrible president but best Civil War General

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Ey-o!

Eyo,

I loved the gallery: there was an excellent exhibition on about Degas and another artist, Mary Cassatt, who was American and met Degas and they were BFFs and collected each other’s work and even did a couple of collaborations. The permanent collection was great as well: they had some Goyas and some pieces by Singer Sargent (saw a ton of his paintings in Boston last summer) and Whistler. They also had a lot of hooky country idyll scenes – y’know, all the over-the-top 1700s bucolic nonsense: here’s a collaboration of my favourites:

High as Balls in the Countryside

What even

What even

Not even

Not even

What

What

Plus, this one was kind of funny too:

Fist bump!

Fist bump!

After all that I Metro’d over to the business district where I was going to hitch a life back with ShortButSweet’s dad. I dandered around there for a while and tried to bring back the skills that I had developed in Spain as to how to get around without a map in the pre-iPhone days Neolithic era. I had entirely forgotten how to do it, but I ended up checking out the White House nearby, which called for another Forever Alone selfie.

White House Best House

White House Best House

Mannnn

Mannnn

That evening back at the ranch we ate tacos and white wine, then ShortButSweet and I watched an episode of Saturday Night Live. This time next week I’ll be over the Atlantic, speeding back home in time to graduate with horrible jet lag… But we’ll try not to worry about that for now. The ceremony will be long and boring enough to doze through.

I Went to the Picture Show: Photos from Atlantic City

Just for extra authenticity to the kind-of-sort-of twenties theme of the Boardwalk, all the pictures are black and white! The magic of modern technology..

Thursday evening

Thursday evening

Saturday evening

Saturday evening

Mini-golfing on Saturday

Mini-golfing on Saturday

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Sand Sculpting - I don't tell a lie...

Sand Sculpting – I don’t tell a lie…

Pier

Pier

Hella vino

Hella vino

Cocktail time

Cocktail time

On our way

On our way

Boardwalkin'

Boardwalkin’

Boardwalkin' some more

Boardwalkin’ some more

Beach

Beach

Night-time

Night-time

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Making it rain

Making it rain

ShortButSweet's patented mini-golf technique

ShortButSweet’s patented mini-golf technique

Saturday night – this was the photo we asked those Christians to take in exchange for their survey…

Unimpressed

Unimpressed

More cocktails

More cocktails

 

Do They Clean Your Room in a Hotel? Adventures in Atlantic City

Thursday 19th July 2014

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Due to my ham-fistedness with using phone apps, unfortunately I’m going to have to post the photos separately…

On the road to Atlantic City, in full Road Trip mode: radio, Dunkin’ Donuts, using all our loose change up for road tolls.

We (myself, ShortButSweet and her friend LittleBitFierce, who is all-American and super nice) are already in New Jersey, so should arrive before too long. All my expectations of what AC is going to be like come from Boardwalk Empire, which at least puts me further ahead than last weekend travelling to Yo-hio.

I watch Boardwalk Empire with my friend SteamBoat at home, as a bridge between Game of Thrones. I suck a bit at watching it though and am always asking him what’s supposed to be happening: I’m far too caught up in the 20s set-up and fail to see the conflicts the gangsters all seem to be in because Prohibition seemed not to bother anybody. But the exciting thing is that according to the sign in the lobby, Nucky Thompson did actually stay here.

Friday 20th June 2014

14.45

On the beach with ShortButSweet and LittleBitFierce. It’s braw. Flirting with 30 degrees and no humidity. Have random pieces of sunburn but nothing terrible. ShortButSweet is finding out from Handsome Sven that he is currently deep in a forest in Sweden with his friends drinking and singing songs to celebrate Midsummer or something like that, conforming to just about every glorious Scandinavian stereotype ever.

We arrived in Atlantic City yesterday afternoon. Driving in, you’re met with a huge wedge of skyscraper hotels and billboards and big wide American roads. Atlantic City looks like it has been frozen in time – or maybe a selection of different times – with massive concrete hotels and casinos straight from the 70s, and the rickety boardwalk creaking back to the 20s but chocked with food stands and souvenir shops and bars and seagulls. Everything looks like it should either be magicked back or forward in time to revive it. It was Twenties without the Roar.

So our hotel was much better than we expected. It has a big lobby and a ton of floors, and our room is fine (and clean, which is always a plus). The place has a definite Grand Budapest Hotel feel – you could tell it used to be the swankiest hotel in town and now it’s very self-consciously faded but keeps a bit of old-school charm. And we managed to scam free parking too. We dumped our bags and set off exploring down the boardwalk and the beach. It was a little overcast bit still warm. Like I said, it’s a bizarre place here. I can’t really get my head around the ‘wholesome, tacky, All-American seaside family fun’ thing mixed with the ‘oh by the way, don’t forget that you’re all here to drink and gamble’ bit.

But, lest I forget, we did of course head to the World Cup in Sand Sculpting, hosted in Atlantic City for the second year in a row! We checked that out, which was just strange. Everyone was maybe a couple of hours into it and so it was all spooky walking around in this overcast cloudy scene with all these dudes sweeping and stamping massive mounds of sand. Afterwards we went to a bar to grab some appetisers and our first cocktail of the vacay.

We decided that we’d go to the hotel bar for a few drinks as we’d been given coupons, and then head out.
As I was saying, the hotel exceeded our (low) expectations – but when we were trying to find the bar we were wandering around all these floors with nobody there and things half-way refurbished and sometimes distant music, and it started to get a lot less Grand Budapest and a lot more The Shining. It was hilariously deserted and unclear where you were meant to go.

Eventually we got to the bar – a room with a ‘band’ at the front who were performing in front of this big sparkly drape, and like four people watching them. It was so strange. We sat down at the bar and, essentially, got glamorously trashed. It was a definite tick in the box of a girls weekend away. Our coupons were 2-for-1 but the cocktails were mahoosively alcoholic and my wine was at least two large glasses in one. Our bartender was fed up at work and so didn’t give a care about measurements and such. We had great chat over the evening and a really fun time, even though the whole set-up was so unglamorous. After a few hours we still had a tiny bar tab yet our plans to go out into the nightlife were curtailed by not really being able to walk too well, so we were in bed by 11pm.

And now at the beach we’re relaxing off any general malaise. And our attempt at going out tonight will hopefully be more successful.

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Forget what I said about not being sunburned… Whaaaa…

OH! KY – A Weekend in Mid West, Best West

Sunday 15th June 2014

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It turns out that everybody else in the world – and especially the States – and especially especially in this house – celebrates Fathers’ Day, so despite the whole thing being a manufactured concept to sell cards with a pint of beer or a fishing rod on them to be given along with a buy-one-get-one-free Toblerone from Morrisons, I should probs FaceTime home soon.

On…

Friday!

…evening I went to a country music concert. It was a big one too, by all accounts – maybe 20,000 folk, in a pretty huge open-air venue within an amusement park in Cincinnati OH called Coney Island. The Zak Brown Band are actually pretty famous in the country music scene, and apparently a good start to a n00b like me. Usually the most Country I get is using BBQ sauce.

Beforehand we went to a bar which brewed its own and had lots of craft beers – I had a coffee porter, and it was delicioso. And we had some noms as well, and I met a lot of Cincinnati’s friends. With the trendy drinks and venue and chat I felt very Boston Summer 2013, if you know what I mean.

Yayyyyy

Yayyyyy

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Then we drove out to the concert venue. If I were to have tried to describe a huge country music concert in the Mid West of the US on a Friday night… Then it would have everything I imagined. There were Bud Light trucks selling beer in big plastic cups. There were mahoosive tattooed dudes everywhere. There was a ton of singing-along and a big party atmosphere. And yes, I saw about a gagillion pairs of cowboy boots. It was an open-air venue so we had a space for our group to hang out on these big sheets of fake grass, but we were up an incline so had a sweet view of the stage and the massive-ass crowds. And I had a really good time, what with the fun company, atmosphere and music. Fiddle big or go home.

Because all these 20,000 people had driven here (many in pick-up trucks – yeeehaaaa) it took a ton of time to get out of the place. And then there’s the social minefield of who gets dropped off where/with whom etc. that I never have to think about at home out with my friends because buses exist, unlike here. The driving culture here is very different – you really can’t go anywhere without a car because of the vast distances. It made me think that over the last year, what with two trips to the States and hardly ever getting in a car at home, I am way more used to driving on the right than the left. Which is going to be hilarious when I learn (not).

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Monday 16th June 2014

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Sitting having a very ‘Murrican breakfast of coffee and chocolate-chip pancakes with fruit at Cincinnati’s house before I stuff everything into my rucksack and head to the airport later this afternoon for my flight – mhm, I should check in for that…

10.20

Anyway. Where did I get to? So the country music concert was Friday. On…

Saturday!

…I got up, and Cincinnati and I drove to a place to have brunch nearby. It was very yuppie and trendy, with a big focus on organic vegetables, non-GMO milk and ‘harmoniously-raised’ fish (lol) and suchlike… We had a seat in the sun (this weekend has been beautifully sunny non-stop!) and I had an almond milk iced latte (haha, away hame!) and a big stack of buttermilk pancakes with cream, granola and caramelized apples. The sense of self-satisfaction at being so bougie and knowing I wasn’t consuming anything from unhappy creatures or plants with little sad faces definitely made it all the more delicious.

Land of the freeeee and home of the braaaave

Land of the freeeee and home of the braaaave

We then headed to Washington Square Park in downtown Cincinnati OH, by the Music Hall, in an area called Over-the-Rhine. It’s a very cool district which apparently used to be a bit sketch but is going through a revitalization effort, so there are a lot of hipster bars and coffee shops and interesting architecture. There was a market on selling lots of homeware, jewellery, antiques and general bougie trinkets. I picked up a few gifts and was enjoying feeling the heat of the sun on my skin in a huge way. We grabbed another iced coffee and drove back to her place to relax until the evening. Meanwhile we’re basically filling each other in about everything that’s happened over the past two years – which it turns out, is a lot.

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That evening we drove back across the border to Kentucky to have dinner with her parents. Before that we stopped by at a festival celebrating what is apparently a famous Greater Cincinnati OH food – goetta.

What is goetta?

So there’s a big German influence in Cincinnati OH(Over-the-Rhine, right?) – and goetta is a very popular food derived from good old-fashioned Teutonic goodness, aka sausage meat and oats and spices and whatnot. It’s eaten in patties or made into anything else like fried balls, nachos, whatever.

My reaction to tasting a ‘goetta ball’: “wuttt, this tastes exactly like haggis!” Cue explaining to everybody what haggis is, which is always something I try to avoid when making a good impression about Scotland.

Gotta getta goetta

Gotta getta goetta

In the bourbon bar

In the bourbon bar

So after this little excitement, plus a quick stop off at a Bourbon Bar (yeeehaw Kentucky!), we had dinner at a little Bistro place down the road. We had great food, and her parents are really good chat (haha, I’ve had to explain these expressions to Cincinnati so many times now, “he’s good chat”/”what’s the chat?”), and the restaurant had big open windows and it was super relaxed in the warm weather. Almost like being on holiday…

After that Cincinnati and I went to a bar with a beer garden to have a drink. It was still so warm and light, even at night time. Then we went to another bar called ‘Japps’ (is that ok? Probably not…) which was very cool and with a bit of a speakeasy set-up and a jazz quartet. We sat outside and had a couple of cocktails, joined by one of Cincinnati’s friends. I’ve met a lot of interesting people this trip, and I think that after a good ten minutes people around me stop ogling when I speak trying to work out where I come from (mentally all “she sounds British but keeps using loads of weird words like “gash” and “dreich”!”).

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'MURICA!

‘MURICA!

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After some walking around the airport (walking, quite the novelty), I stopped off for my habitual pre-afternoon flight glass of wine and the lady in the bar said that I was traveling exactly the way she would – with wine, a journal, a book and a giant hat. She was asking all about the UK and then tried to explain the significance all of the geographical state line differences within the US to me, like what the difference is meant to be culturally between the Mid West and the South, and then all those crazy tumbleweed states in the very middle. But I haven’t a leg to stand on when I’m walking around the airport with a midriff-tied top and a big-ass rucksack full of nonsense and a huge straw hat, because in one weekend in the Mid West I seem to have gone all white trash.

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Now, on…

Sunday!

… I had already said it was Fathers’ Day in a big way in the Cincinnati household. We had a big breakfast of pancakes, eggs, fruit, biscuits, toast, hummus – and even some goetta balls bought from the festival on Saturday, haha. Mr Cincinnati was given some gifts and it was all very sweet.

Cincinnati and I went to an art gallery (wish I could remember which one…) where they had some nice pieces – one was a huge colourful Miró which spread across the wall a similar size to Guernica by Picasso, but about one hundred times less depressing, natch.

After that we got a ice cream at Graeters, another Cincinnati OH staple, and then had a drink in a bar overlooking the river. Apparently when slaves were freed they would cross the Ohio River and that would be them moving from slavery in the Southern States to liberty in the the Northern ones. And we ended the afternoon with a Spanish throwback – a glass of wine and olives and a cheeseboard in a patio bar in the sunshine, which was how we both spent all our time on Granada, with the very occasional foray to university.

Borrowed beautiful shoes

Borrowed beautiful shoes

Viva Espana

Viva Espana

That evening the Family Cincinnati took me with them to Mr Cincinnati’s parents home for Fathers’ Day dinner and drinks. Their house was perfect, like an advert in Country Life magazine or something, with absolutely everything clean and ordered and ornamental. I felt like a character in a play, maybe Tennessee Williams or something, where a foreigner comes into this perfect world and causes all kinds of trouble. But they were all so welcoming and I even got a mention during grace (always appreciated).

There was a lot of chat about Scottish Independence (or, Scotland ‘seceding from the Union’, which sounds way more exciting) – I’m positive I’ve talked more about it this weekend than I ever have at home. I’m kind of like an ambassador who knows very little about their own country and its political situation. But Cincinnati’s grandmother got out a big colourful map of Scotland for me, one of those funky ones with all the olde clan names and their flags and whatnot. After that Cincinnati and I had a final glass of wine at a bar nearby, then some tea at home.

00.49

This blog post is going to seem extremely disjointed, but I am back in Virginia with ShortButSweet. I was going to finish this post on the plane ride back, but I got talking instead to the guy in the seat next to me who had a very interesting career (cool), but then ended what I thought was a nice ‘making friends on a plane’ conversation with giving me his digits and saying to let him know if I was ever in Boston in the near future (not so cool – don’t ruin Boston for me, man). I also somehow managed to bring my glasses case all the way back from Cincinnati’s house – and leave my glasses somewhere in her room. But all in all – amazing weekend.

Oh, Hi-O, Cininnati (…yeeeeish)

Friday 13th June 2014

09.45

Armed with an iced Dunkin’, I’m ready to battle my way to Cincinnati Ohio, who is technically the furthest ‘west’ in the world I’ve ever been. Mind you, that’s as lame almost as when I say that the furthest ‘east’ I’ve ever been is Bratislava. Cincinnati and Bratislava share not only this milestone in common but the fact that when I say I’ve been/am going there people give me the Blank Look. Really, there were way more obscure places I could have gone today. The DC National Airport, Ronald Reagan, had flights to a ton of mystery destinations – ‘mystery’ by virtue of my geographical ignorance.

I’m pretty sure everybody is fed up of the whole Dunkin’ Donuts obsession thing in my blogs – but in case anybody is new, here is the ‘back story’.
So yeah, I know it’s an evil corporation and kinda crappy coffee when you think about it, but it has mega special romantic ties for me with Spain and Bawwston (since that Spanish Golden Age literature course last year I haven’t stopped being able to equate unimportant things like chain coffee with life or death and love and loss. Or using really gaudy extended metaphors.)

I hope Ohio can deliver me some glaze.

15.39

Sitting in Cincinnati’s beautiful house, looking out over a huge sweep of trees and fields that stretch across into Kentucky, in apple, lime, and caterpillar greens, and dappled with hay-coloured sunlight. Add to that the massive golden retriever dozing on my feet and another ready for me to fall over when I get up.

The description Cincinnati gave me of her mom, who came to pick me up was, “she looks just like me!” – but finding a lady willing to let me into her car who possibly resembles a friend I last saw in person two years ago wasn’t as difficult as it may sound. We drove to Cincinnati’s work to pick her up – and it was amazing to see her, as it was to be reunited with O-Canada! last year in Boston. I’m excited to cram two years worth of catching-up into a long weekend.

The three of us went for lunch at a seafood restaurant on the riverside in Newport, Kentucky, which looks across into Cincinnati (I’m going to call the city Cincinnati OH to distinguish it from Cincinnati the girl, ok? Is that going to make this any less confusing? I can’t go swapping character names two years into blog-writing when they’re recurring…).

And now I’m resting up before tonight, where Cincinnati is taking me with some of her friends to see a country music concert – haha, MID WEST, BEST WEST! And tomorrow we have a ton of exploring lined up. I’m definitely in my element and about a thousand percent (wut?) less stressed than I was a week ago.

No internet on my phone so photos will have to wait until the next post I’m afraid. Will probably mostly be dawgs and Dunkin’ Donut cups. Change the record…

The Cheesecake State

Thursday 12th June 2014

11.18

Yesterday was an idyllic Vacation Day: I spent it with ShortButSweet and her brother sunbathing, reading, swimming, eating burgers from the grill and drinking cocktails. What more do you really want of a day? I also spent some time playing with the two puppies, who are really naughty but ridonculously cute. They’re like four-legged toddlers who just spend all day eating, running, scrapping and sleeping:

Here is Puppy the Second licking a kitchen cabinet, just because

Here is Puppy the Second licking a kitchen cabinet, just because

And suddenly late afternoon the heavens opened and thunder was crackling through the skies. We had dinner as the rain spattered on the roof and into the pools and the lake through the tall trees, and it felt very rainforest-y. We watched Captain America and I didn’t understand a thing because everybody seemed to have travelled forward in time and Scarlett Johansson is still a bint.

Mmmhhmmm

Mmmhhmmm

Happy hour, every hour

Happy hour, every hour

Today ShortButSweet was at work and so I replaced her to go shopping with her mum and brother. We dandered around ‘Potomac Mills’ shopping mall, which is essentially is so big it takes up half the state of Virginia. I managed to get my ‘cell phone’ sorted so that when I rock up to Cincinnati tomorrow I won’t be 100% incomunicado.

Reaction of everybody so far who I’ve told I’m going to Cincinnati, Ohio, this weekend: “…what?”

We went for lunch at the Cheesecake Factory. The Cheesecake Factory is the best best best – a place promulgating cheesecake so much so that it is appellated insomuch… but also serves a wide variety of food which is not cheesecake. As I don’t like cheesecake, it’s the perfect compromise: the same knick-knackish-ness and titillation that an eatery focusing mainly on cheesecake… without the cheesecake. F*ckin’ A.

Cheesecake aside, that afternoon we watched some movies and then played a board game – Scene It. Pretty much the same as last year when we tried to play a board game, we lasted one round before we opened a bottle of wine. The puppies were being super naughty and scrapping with each other and piddling all over the floors, which was pretty entertaining.

So I’m all ready for my weekend in Cincinnati, where I’m going to see my roommate from Granada, Cincinnati (yeah, that’s going to get confusing pretty soon). I’m crazy excited to see her, having two years worth of chat to catch up on and substitute tinto de verano to drink. But not even knowing where Ohio is means that even if I manage to arrive there in the first place the weekend will already have far exceeded my expectations.

The Philadelphia Story: en-route to DC

Monday 9th June 2014

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Getting an e-mail through at 5am saying that your flight has been delayed is not usually the most stress-free start to a long day. The delay doesn’t seem to be long or as-of-yet potentially disruptive; so far I’m managing pretty well to disrupt things myself by standing in the wrong baggage-drop queue. Turns out US Airways and United Airlines isn’t the same thing – who knew?

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My ‘workstation’ for the morning

The purpose of this blog is to document my Last Summer before starting work full-time in September. Following on from my amazing summer last year based in Bawston Mass, with trips to Washington DC and NYC NYC, I’m on my way to spend three weeks in the States, in and around Washington DC again (yay, House of Cards), Atlantic City (yay, Boardwalk Empire) and Cincinnati (yay…ay?)…

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Wikipedia’s list of US cities and TV shows set in them…

So for now until boarding (whenever that may be) I am criticising everybody at the airport’s breakfast choices (Yo Sushi at this hour, really?) and Czeching out all the places I could go if I was in a novel and just picked a place off the departure board.

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Why go to Philadelphia when I could go to Birmingham??